I like pie.

a-void-reality:

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

lickmyballsmorty:

who wore it best

Denial Fujoshi’s problem…

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

ricksanchezvevo:

jamie-bennett:

huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

Non-practicing bisexual.

wtf does that even mean?

it means people still think of bisexuals as sexual deviants who fuck 10 different people everyday. to these people, a bisexual person in a monogamous relationship cannot really be bisexual because the inherent aspect of having multiple romantic/sexual partners at once isn’t being met.

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable